then i become a gorilla ....
that'll be great ... some girls are turned on by chest hair
...
but at least I can shave off excess hair ..... there can be
subtraction ... but addition is a lot more difficult
last time i heard, fifi turned on by chest hair 
saw a wig shop at Parkway Parade 
it's near the toilet corridor of the ground floor near the
travel agent... 
seriously.. if you want the Pregaine shampoo, tell me by
tomorrow lunchtime... if not, you have to get full-price from the
shops...